5 Celeb Kiddos Snooki's Baby Can Join In The Sandbox

The minute we heard the news that Snooki gave birth, we began to wonder which celeb youngsters would make good playmates for little Lorenzo. Kid's gonna need a few in-the-know friends to help him navigate his insta-fame, and seeing as Snooks doesn't have a ton of close mommy pals, we thought we'd act as matchmaker:

Gwen Stefani's son, Zuma. While the No Doubt singer's trendy 4-year-old shows Enzo the ropes for dealing with paparazzi, Gwen and Snooks could swap best practices for how to tease the the perfect pouf, a hairstyle loved by both ladies. Lil' Enz could even rock this monkey romper from Gwen's Harajuku Mini for Target line--because we all know how much Nicole loves her zoo creatures.

Kourtney Kardashian's son, Mason. The two-year-old is well-versed in the ways of reality television, and he's really, really ace at playdates. Not to mention, thanks to his dad's freak-out on "Punk'd," the munchkin can probs provide a pointer or two should Ashton ever rear his ugly trucker hat around the LaValle family.

Kristin Cavallari's son, Camden. Merely two weeks apart, the tikes are a natural match in sandbox heaven. Be it "Laguna Beach" or "Jersey Shore," we see much castlebuilding (or perhaps an MTV crossover reality show?) in their future.

Jessica Simpson's daughter, Maxwell. Both midget-sized MILFs are sure to bond over their affinity for all things leopard print, six-inch heels and the merits of hair extensions while Max and Lorenzo gush over gossip surrounding the Jolie-Pitt clan. What? Babies read "People," right?

Suri Cruise. Maybe she's too old to serve as a playmate, but she'd certainly make a great bossy babysitter that can read the baby guido bedtime stories about his heritage.

+ Get the full story of Lorenzo's birth at MTV News, and for ongoing coverage of Snooki's baby, stay tuned to Remote Control!

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