In this alternate reality (show) devoid of Snooks, animal print would have never made a comeback and meatballs would never have taken human form. She would have never met Bernard, who turned out to be named Jionni, and made a baby with him! And we would have never EVER typed the non-word “guidette” over 1,682 times. (You can fact-check that if you’d like.) In general, things would’ve just kinda sucked.
Luckily, we need not dwell on what ifs, as international superstar Snooki isn’t going anywhere, even with “Jersey Shore” ending after Season 6. But if you can’t recall the time she almost changed the world as we know it by abandoning Seaside Heights forever, relive the moment here:
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