Resurrecting seedy hook-up stories along the Jersey Shore boardwalk might not draw a doubletake from eavesdroppers, but when you start diving head-first into a game of cheating one-upmanship inside a small Jersey City cafe, you're bound to garner some looks. Snooki & JWOWW turn a dining establishment on its head with memories of romantic dysfunction in the below sneak peek of Thursday's all-new episode, and upon their departure they consider their standing as "such whores."
"When did you have your first boyfriend?" Nicole begins the conversation innocently enough. From there, though, it gets a little wilder. Next up: the topic of taking someone's virginity. Another rung higher: cheating on a boyfriend with his best friend. Top of the ladder: cheating on a boyfriend with his blood.
"The guy that I was with for five years? I f***ed his brother," Snooks casually confesses. (Hmm, does Jionni have any siblings?)
+ Check out the video, and make sure to tune in tomorrow night at 10/9c to see who else these partners-in-crime might offend!
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