Pauly D's lap has seen a lot of action over the years--from the likes of DTF chicks in Seaside Heights to the strippers of Sin City--but we're sure it (still talking about his inseam) never expected to see Britney Spears up close. When PD's agent called and said he'd been asked to open the final show on her Femme Fatale tour, the Rhode Island mix-master (and his crotch) had no clue what was in store, which makes watching the below sneak peek of Thursday's all-new "Project" episode a simply magical experience.
The invitation to warm up the crowd for someone as idolized as Brit Brit was enough to send Pauly into the happy zone, but when the former Mouseketeer invites the DJ to join her on stage and gives him a paralyzing lap dance, happy doesn't begin to describe what he's feeling. Just watch his face:
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