Jack Osbourne And His Fiancee Are Proud Parents!

Sharon Osbourne, her son Jack and his fiancee Lisa Stelly hold little baby Pearl.

With the buzz encompassing MTV moms-to-be Snooki and Kristin Cavallari and their ever-expanding baby-bumps (real, synthetic or otherwise...), we must shamefully admit we've neglected our network's up-and-coming patriarchs (blame the unchanging midsection). Still, we were thrilled all the same when Hello! recently reported that Jack Osbourne, the youngest part of MTV's O.G. reality TV family, just became a father.

"People say when you have a kid it’s like instant love, but unless you've experienced it, it's impossible to comprehend," Jack told the magazine after his fiancee Lisa Stelly gave birth to Pearl Clementine in Los Angeles. According to People, Jack was determined to call his daughter Moxie (refreshing!), but--taking a note from future mother-in-law, Sharon--Stelly didn't hesitate to speak her mind and shoot down the name fit for a "Bratz doll." Sounds like it's only a matter of time before she's leisurely tossing ham loins at neighbors...

+ Check out the photo of the newest itty-bitty Osbourne, and tell us if you can believe the former angsty teenager is a dad!

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Photo courtesy of Hello!