What Should Snooki Call Her Maybe-Baby?

Still no update on whether the pregnancy rumors are true, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun while contemplating the prospect of a baby meatball. We've already created a composite of what we think Snooki and Jionni's child would look like, so in our skewed blogger logic, the next step is to brainstorm potential names. Below, we've put together a list of traditional Italian names with their corresponding meanings -- tell us if you think any of them would do the trick.

If it's a...GIRL!

Name: Adriana

Meaning: Dark one

Reminds us of: GTL, emphasis on the T

Name: Aurora

Meaning: Dawn

Reminds us of: Snooki's bedtime

Name: Paola

Meaning: Small

Reminds us of: Snooki and Jionni's matching measurements

Name: Chianti

Meaning: Red wine

Reminds us of: That time in Florence when Snooki threw a wine bottle at Mike's head

Name: Caprice

Meaning: Unpredictable

Reminds us of: That time in Miami when Snooki suddenly decided that Angelina deserved an ass-whooping

Name: Bea

Meaning: Bringer of Joy

Reminds us of: Bea Arthur, may she rest in peace

If it's a...BOY!

Name: Errol

Meaning: To Wander

Reminds us of: All of the times Team Meatball wandered away from the Shore Store to do tequila shots

Name: Vincenzo

Meaning: Conquerer

Reminds us of: That time Snooki slept with Vinny 20 seconds after she broke up with Jionni

Name: Anthony

Meaning: Priceless

Reminds us of: All of the times we used said word to refer to Snooki and Deena's meatball antics

Name: Rolando

Meaning: Famed throughout the land

Reminds us of: The fact that Snooki's rumored pregnancy is front-page news

Name: Mario

Meaning: Of Mars

Reminds us of: Snooki's home planet.

Name: Guido

Meaning: Does it matter?

Reminds us of: Mike, Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie and every other guy at Karma

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