"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don't have to wait till then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we'll sift through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Seaside Heights. Check out the latest featured clip below.
Though Deena's relationship with physics usually involves steep descents, the "Jersey Shore" meatball successfully takes flight for the first time in the clip below with the help of renowned ground control/fairy godmother JWOWW. Keep scratching your heads, Wright brothers.
D aims for the stars in this Jersey Shore Dailies clip, but can't quite breach the stratosphere herself. That's when Seaside Heights' resident mom sees her child struggling, wraps her arms around her young one and sees her into the wild blue yonder. Will Deena stop in China? Make a layover in Belize? Nope, just Vinny and Pauly's room, where Ms. Cortese's tank finally runs dry and she takes a sharp dive into the hardwood. "That was a good performance," the pilot assesses. The wreckage crew would surely beg to differ.
Take a look at "Jersey Shore" liftoff for yourself and tell us if you'd trust a loved one to D's commercial service.
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