Mike Pees Forward, Backwards, Sideways And...Sitting Down [Video]

"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don't have to wait till then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we'll sift through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Seaside Heights. Check out the latest featured clip below.

Urination seems to be the big topic at hand in Seaside Heights nowadays, and hey, we're not mad it. Watching Snooki pee all over herself during last week's "Jersey Shore" was an experience not to be outdone. Then again, "The Situation" is never one to shy away from a pissing contest...

Ronnie and Pauly D want answers to Sitch's bathroom clatter in the below Jersey Shore Dailies clip. Mike explains that when you hold liquids in for as long as he had, the release takes awhile, and thinking outside the box is paramount to getting every little bit out. He says that peeing forward, backwards and sideways ensured his trip to the toilet was worth it, and when he admits part of his cesspool deposit included sitting down, Ron and PD exchange looks of horror. Ron, a sucker for the classic "Stand and Deliver," cannot get on board.

Check out the video for Mike's pretty alarming confession, and, if you're a dude, tell us if you've ever given the squat a try. Actually...don't.

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