A Two-Day-Old Sandwich Has 'Sitch' Out Of Sorts [Video]

"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don't have to wait till then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we'll sift through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Seaside Heights. Check out the latest featured clip below.

Sure, Snooki's pickle infatuation might be a little off-putting to fans of "Jersey Shore," but even sipping it straight from the jar hasn't messed with the little meatball's digestive track. Sadly, the same can't be said for Mike and his apparent penchant for days-old sandwiches.

Poor Sitch has a case of the dreaded tummy aches in this Jersey Shore Dailies clip after downing a sandwich that had been laying out on the counter for days. He explains to a friend on the phone that it feels like the expired cheese steak is "sitting in my chest," and is warned to take an antacid before heartburn kicks in. And what is heartburn, exactly, according to his pal? "Acid in the stomach that comes up the chest, I think." Glad we've got that covered.

Take a look at the clip below and be sure to send Mike your commiserations. Looks like there are no high-kicks on the horizon.

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