Khloe Kardashian Gets 'Punk'd' By Miley Cyrus And A Stranger's Penis [Sneak Peek]

Unless you've seen the Ben Stiller classic, "There's Something About Mary," we can bet you've never come close to hearing an emergency phone call like this:

Operator: 911, What's your emergency?

Caller: Sir, he's caught his balls in the zipper of his pants.

Operator: Who am I speaking with?

Caller: My name is Khloé Kardashian Odom.

Operator: Can you please get the gentleman on an elevated surface? Like a countertop, on his back... Is there any type of seminal fluid coming out of the genitals?

Above are the words uttered by the most likable Kardashian of the clan when she meets up with Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne for a girls' night out and is immediately distracted by a man screaming in agony. He's gone and gotten his crown jewels caught in his pants zipper, and it ain't pretty.

Luckily, the whole thing is just a sick (sick!) the expense of America's favorite Basketball Wife. Here, check out a sneak peek of KK getting "Punk'd."

+ Tune in for the "Punk'd" premiere on Monday, March 13, only on MTV!

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