Beavis And Butt-Head Take On...Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover

Beavis And Butt-Head always have a unique perspective on pop culture trends and happenings (whatever it is, it's "stupid," no matter what). And since we're pretty fond of imitating their gruff banter, we're being so bold as to craft an imaginary page out of an imaginary episode's script. This week, we're taking on how we think the guys might react to Lindsay Lohan's leaked Playboy spread.

Beavis and Butt-Head approach the couch with chili dogs, sit down and turn on the TV. An episode of "The Girls Next Door" starts playing.

Beavis

So, like, why were we doing other things before this when we should have, like, been watching this? We should have like always been watching this.

Butt-Head

I know, it's, like, basically porn. If Hugh Hefner would like, stop dangling cocktail shrimp into that guy's mouth this would be, like, a fantasy come true.

Beavis and Butt-Head watch Hef's secretary, Mary, explain plans for a party in honor of Lindsay Lohan, who's the magazine's upcoming cover model.

Butt-Head

Woah! Lindsay Lohan's going to be on Playboy? How did they, like, prop her up to shoot that?

Beavis

Heh. Who cares, Butt-Head? Look at that cover. The bunny ear is like, right on her boob. It's like, the best bunny ear since, like, Peter Rabbit's.

Butt-Head

Beatrix Potter was, like, hot. But, like, wore a corset? And, like, didn't get naked after court hearings.

Beavis

Lindsay Lohan's lips are like, red, like monkey's butt. Heh, heh heh.

Butt-Head

I feel like Lindsay Lohan, like, thinks she's Marilyn Monroe. But, like, Marilyn Monroe isn't alive anymore and, like, Lindsay Lohan is. I think.

Beavis and Butt-Head turn off the TV and leave the room.

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