It's Vinny's birthday, and what better way to celebrate the "Jersey Shore" thinking man than gift him a poem straight from the heart? Well, there probably are better ways--we're sure he'd love a new BMW--but this is the best we could manage (we just used nickels to pay for lunch). Enjoy?
An Ode To Staten Island's Finest
When we sat down to think
Of ways to celebrate your big 2-4,
Anything besides writing a poem
Really felt like a huge expense bore.
These days you’re into spoken word
We know that from stalking your Twitter,
So we figured you'd appreciate the effort
Even if it belongs in the sh**ter.
Please accept this birthday rhyme
It's not exactly our specialty,
But you taught us to leave our comfort zone
When you met your long-lost family in Sicily.
Imagine this little ditty
Overflowing with tasty sweets,
Then recall how happy we (hopefully) made you
The next time we meet.
Today's about enjoying,
Forget the people that suck at life,
Ramona's the first that comes to mind
The stupid girl from Miami who stood you up and is totally regretting it now.
Beloved Vin: Here's to many more wild nights in Seaside
And special moments with your future bride!
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