5 Customer Service Jobs Beavis and Butt-Head Should Apply For

During last week's episode of "Beavis and Butt-Head," we saw the boys try their hand at marriage proposals and tech support. While they didn't win a bride, somehow their special brand of humor and pyromania made them a big success as phone operators. That got us thinking: What other customer service-based jobs would Beavis and Butt-Head excel at? (OK, maybe "excel" isn't the right word.) Here are five occupations begging for some Cornholio and heavy-metal flavor.

Infomercial Product Hawkers: We've all seen the Slap Chop guy--it takes a little crazy to make it in this biz. Between Butt-Head's persistence and Beavis' constant "yeahs," the guys could easily convince people to purchase the stupidest products on the planet. We'd totally buy a Bump-It from them!

Taco Bell Drive-Thru Operators: Sure, they'd probably screw up every order, but they'd have a lot of fun doing it. Just imagine pulling up and asking for a Chalupa as they mimic that damned Chihuahua's annoying "Yo quiero Taco Bell" line. As if you wouldn't be laughing right along with them.

Day Care Center Employees: Beavis and Butt-Head need to get to the kids early to ensure that they know the keys to an awesome adolescence. Today's youth shouldn't learn the art of loafing and dirty jokes from just anyone; it's time to introduce our tots to the real professionals.

Personal Stylists: The boys could reduce their fashion ideology to two simple concepts for clients. 1) Vintage rock T-shirts never go out of fashion. 2) Every kind of weather is shorts weather. Easy enough.

Guidance Counselors: We can totally imagine them doling out nuggets of wisdom like, "You might want to cut class today...Mrs. Johnson looked like she was gonna barf in the Teachers Room."

+ Do you like our picks for B&B's next job search or do you have some of your own suggestions? Let us know where you think the guys should "work it."

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