Beavis And Butt-Head always have a unique perspective on pop culture trends and happenings (whatever it is, it's "stupid," no matter what). And since we're pretty fond of imitating their gruff banter, we're being so bold as to craft an imaginary page out of an imaginary episode's script. This week, we're taking on how we think the guys might react to The Duggar Family's announcement that they're expecting their 20th child...
Beavis and Butt-Head approach the couch with chili dogs, sit down and turn on the TV to watch the news. They notice a huge group of children on the screen.
Woah, look at that chick. She's just, like, stealing all those kids with that guy and, like, making them march down the street.
Heh. The babies are, like trying to overturn their strollers, and the older ones are all like, 'Give up the fight, young one. Obey like your compliant brethren.' And they, like, do.
The voice of a local anchor explains that the Duggars are expecting their twentieth child.
Woah! Those kids are, like, all hers?
That means she must have done it, like, 20 times! And, like, every time she did it...she got a kid? I wonder if there was ever a time when like, she did it, and didn't know she was already pregnant and then, like, kept doing it anyway. Do you think that, like, affects the baby?
Heh. Probably. It's, like, I doubt that one would be wearing a stretched-out balloon as pants if his head, like, wasn't dented while they were doing it.
They probably, like, did it at the grocery store or, like, the mall once. It's like 'We just passed by a clearance on Lindt truffle variety packs, honey. Like, I must have you now amongst the seasonal hollow buttercream swans.'
This is stupid; the kids are, like, doing math in unison now. It's like, no one cares that you know how to long divide. They should, like, sword fight, instead, or, like, trip passersby with jumprope on fire.
Yeah, this sucks.
Beavis and Butt-Head turn off the TV and exit the room.
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