Snooki: I'm Not An 'Alcoholic'!

Lord knows there are a lot of wacky misconceptions about Snooki--just last month she contested a vicious accusation by Jimmy Kimmel that, despite authoring two books, she spends time reading classic literature--but when asked by Parade.com to pick the biggest piece of BS she's ever heard, the "Jersey Shore" meatball went with the following: "Probably that I'm an alcoholic and I drink and all I want to do is hook up. That's totally not the case. You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments." Or best, depending on your point of view.

Snooks divulged to the website that her upcoming MTV spin-off with best friend Jenni, which begins production in January, will finally reveal the chiller part of her personality. "We want to show a different side of us--not the partying and the drinking. We want to show who we really are as people." Looking forward to meeting you, Nicole Polizzi.

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