Notable Quotes From 'Beavis And Butt-Head,' Episode 2

Since "Beavis and Butthead" are regarded as great orators before all else, it comes as no surprise that Mike Judge thrust his two unruly children into an accidental temp job as tech-support operators on tonight's episode. Between instructing a woman to set her finicky computer on fire, telling an irritated man to shut up and allowing their desperation to find porn distract them from solving a townwide power crisis, B&B surely made their mark on the professional world. And hey: Let's not forget about that whole hand mishap.

Here are our favorite Beavis and Butt-Head quotes from "Daughter's Hand and Tech Support," Episode 2:

"Check it out, Beavis. In olden times, that's how dudes got chicks to put their hands on them. And dad’s were like, old. All we need to do is find a chick with a dad, and then, like, ask for his daughter’s hand?"

-- Butt-Head to Beavis, while the two watch a movie in which a man asks a woman's father for permission to propose to her.

"See, he's looking for a job,"

-- Butt-Head, on someone peering out the window.

"So, how long we been waiting so far?"

"I think it's been, like, a bunch of days."

-- Beavis and Butt-Head, while stooped on a sidewalk.

"Can you, like, shut up?"

-- Butt-Head, to a kind neighbor.

"Love triangle, huh? Well I guess you two will have to tangle, since you know she can’t give her hand to both of ya."

"Yeah, but she’s got two of 'em."

-- The same neighbor to Beavis, and Beavis' response.

"Sir, we are proper gentlemen, and we wish for your daughter to use her hand upon us. We have asked you for her hand in the manner of proper gentlemen."

-- Butt-Head to his crush's father.

"Abandoned Drive-ins kick ass."

-- Butt-Head

"Ah, finally. I've been on hold for 20 minutes, and before that, I was transferred to someone else who put me on hold for a half-hour. Now please don't tell me I'm going to have to explain everything all over to you again…Hello?"


-- Butt-Head responds to a caller in need of tech support.

"Do people ever tell you you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?"

-- Butt-Head, to another caller.

"It's tough being a single mom, you know?"

-- Butt-Head, to a caller.

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