Deena discovers the power of nerd glasses at her photo shoot.
We’re not entirely sure what’s going on here. This morning we discovered photos of Deena Nicole posing in a hot pink boa on a fuzzy red couch on a faux school set, but we can’t make sense of it just yet.
We do know that the “Jersey Shore” castie was at a photo shoot for eGreetings to record a series of lines for StarGreetz, the company that produced Pauly D’s wildly popular “Cabs Are Here” ringtone. If her audio recording is anything like that, we seriously hope she includes a few “merps” and “underwears.”
We’re particularly intrigued by the “Deena Nicole Dictionary” prop. Who wrote it, where did it come from and are the following words included?
–Noun. A vocal utterance that can be used to describe just about anything.
Example: That gorilla tried to dance with me, and I was like, “Merp.”
–Noun, Not Plural. An article of clothing that is sometimes worn on the body. It can also be found on the ground.
Example: I got ready so fast that I forgot to put my underwears on.
Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with either men or women.
Example: Yeah, he was cute, but I wasn’t about to do sex!
Noun. A type of man that is both irritating and bothersome.
Example. Get him away from me. He’s ugly; he’s an annoying.
Noun. A trim version of the gorilla juicehead.
Example. Ronnie’s a gorilla, but Vinny’s a lean cuisine. Merp!
Noun. A compact person under 5 feet with an affinity for falling over while intoxicated.
Example. “Yeah, so I tend to tumble when I drink. It’s OK, I’m a meatball.”
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