Notable Quotes From 'Beavis And Butt-Head,' Episode 1

Jonesing to catch some drama wrapped in a leopard-print bow? Head straight over to "Jersey Shore." Want tender moments peppered with baby drool? "Teen Mom" is your show. But if you're looking for an addictive mix of slobbery, snobbery and snark (and really, who isn't?), "Beavis And Butt-Head" is back to fill the void!

Between inviting the bite of a homeless man and growing old together in a retirement community's rec room, Beavis and Butt-Head uttered some pretty reprehensible stuff in the first episode of Season 9. Thankfully, we love when Beavis and Butt-Head utter reprehensible stuff, so we took the liberty of compiling some of our favorite quotables. From ignoring their literature teacher's musings on fantasy fiction (pay attention in school, kids!) to mocking a weepy "Bachelor" contestant, there was no shortage of knee-slap inducing verbosity.

Here are our favorite Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes from Werewolves and Vampires, Episode 1:

"I will fight for you until your heart stops beating…can I have some of your popcorn?”

-- Butt-Head to an unsuspecting fellow moviegoer.

"How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?"

"They’re probably out doing his bidding."

-- Beavis and Butt-Head discussing a homeless man, whom they believe to be a werewolf.

"Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us."

-- Butt-Head, to the homeless man whom he believes to be a werewolf.

"Yeah I know they’re medical marvels and all, but I really don’t want to change their catheters again."

-- a nurse tending to a comatose Beavis and Butt-Head.

"Haha, you're moved."

-- Butt-Head, upon noticing a tear falling out of Beavis' eye."

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