Curious What Sitch's Friend, The Unit, Looks Like? We Were Too.

The elusive Unit (air quotes) caused quite a stir during Season 4 of  "Jersey Shore," as he played patsy to the razzle-dazzle of "Gym, Tan, Who's The Rat." But his role in Mike's cantankerous plan wasn't his only shining moment; the dude penetrated the Twitterverse, too. So just who is this mysterious man, and what the freak does he look like?

We decided to take matters into our own hands and Photoshop a composite image of what we imagine to be The Unit. It's a little rough--and yes, wildly disproportionate (hey, we're writers, not designers)--but you can see where we're going with this, right?

Because why WOULDN'T The Unit have a tape measure tattoo and bear a strong resemblance to The Hoff?

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