What day is it? How dare you even ask. It's Jerzday! And leave it to Vinny to be so excited that he soiled himself. We can't necessarily confirm his statement (to quote: "I think I pooped my pants!"), nor do we want to try, but we can show you how said leakage supposedly transpired with this video of the "Jersey Shore" jokester filming himself sideways and speaking in an accent that's half-English royalty/half-snakebite victim.
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