She's got a dozen muffins in the Easy Bake oven, can't seem to unload her last box of Do-Si-Dos and is having trouble converting long decimals into fractions. Which can only mean one thing: She's too young for you, bro.
On last night's "Jersey Shore," Vinny and Pauly described to anyone within earshot the many ways their brethren can determine whether they're robbing the cradle. And one whole day after the phrase "She's too young for you, bro" was first uttered on the airwaves, it's still the No. 1 trending topic on Twitter. Here are some of our favorites from the 'verse (including a gem from MTV's own Heather of "Real World: Las Vegas"!):
"If your name starts with Hugh and ends with Hefner, #shestooyoungforyoubro." -- @Phil Torcivia
"She got a kool-aid mustache #shestooyoungforyoubro" -- @YawnieDaGimmick
"If Chris Hanson from #DatelineNBC comes out the back room with transcript in hand, #shestooyoungforyoubro" -- @FisherPriceJr
"#ShesTooYoungForYouBro if there isn't grass on the Quidditch field." -- @Professor Snape
"If your anniversary present was a lanyard #shestooyoungforyoubro" -- @UkranianLimbs
"If she's getting off the phone so she doesn't oversleep for homeroom #shestooyoungforyoubro" -- @Heather Marter
+ Got your own one-liner to add? Join the #shestooyoungforyoubro party on Twitter.
Photo: Michelle Crowe