Oh, we are.
We also know how many crying jags Ron's had on camera (7), as well as how many compliments Snooki's publicly awarded Vinny's penis (also 7!)...and so much more. That's why we finally compiled the numbers and did something useful with them. See, we're not just typical TV junkies--we can be artsy, too.
+ Tune in for the Season 4 premiere of "Jersey Shore" TOMORROW NIGHT at 10/9c to see what other types of numbers the cast will rack up.
Illustration by the great Gavin Alaoen.