Note To 'Sitch': You Can't Fix The Toilet From The Roof

If you'll recall, basic home repair is not necessarily the "Jersey Shore" group's forte.

Without a hammer, tool belt or single indication that he'd ever made a trip to the hardware store, yesterday "The Situation" gave a gang of Seaside Heights photographers the impression that he'd jumped up onto the roof to glue down a faulty shingle or reset a gutter. Naturally, the feat was carried out with poses that would have Tony Little and his Gazelle shouting out in envy.

Likelier, Mike wanted to show off his triceps to onlookers. Hey, it's certainly a good time killer before the lawn "needs mowing" or the the mudroom's hardwood calls out for a "new coat of stain."

At least they've all got laundry down.