Good thing you scooped up a few of Pauly D’s “Its’ T-Shirt Time” t-shirts ($25, available here). You wave ’em in their faces, grab the guys by the rhinestone belt buckles and then head to the club in search of girls wearing this shirt. Or, realize that 11:30pm is way too late to go out and just add it to your ironic T-Shirt collection.
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