Taylor Swift blew our mind last week when she texted Duncan that she'd go out with him, but Dave's "spontaneous" marriage on tonight's episode of "The Buried Life" was absolutely out of this world. After spotting his wife-to-be sweeping the stairs of the Hard Rock pool area, he ran over to introduce himself, faked a drowning in order to keep their convo going and eventually, dropped to his knee and asked for her to be his life partner. Sure, crazier things have happened in Las Vegas, but that doesn't mean they should happen!
+ Were you shocked that Michelle and Dave got hitched, or is that what living in Sin City is all about? Take the poll and let us know if you'd ever follow in the bride's footsteps!