"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don’t have to wait 'til then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we’ll be sifting through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Miami. Check out the latest featured clip below.
How dare you, Mr. Sunshine, take your rays away from our beloved Pauly D? He worships the ground you illuminate, and hiding behind big Miami clouds means only one thing--Pauly's gonna get pale! He already thinks he has an addiction to UV rays, so who can blame him for getting totally paranoid/P.O.ed?
Check out this Jersey Shore Daily, where the kid nearly has a nervous breakdown watching his golden glow fade by the second. Plus, he has a friggin' cold, and everyone knows that the Vitamin D in tanning bulbs is great for fighting off the sneezes.