Sorry, Looks Like You Won't Get To See Speidi's Junk

It appears as if Spencer Pratt has grown bored of his latest publicity stunt--putting a sex tape that supposedly features himself and estranged wife Heidi Montag on the meat market--and is folding his cards in the face of a $5 million offer from Vivid Entertainment. How un-Spencerlike, right?

According to TMZ, the porno flick is now off the table and locked back inside Speidi's home video library... Well, until Spence starts jonesing for another run in the press. The site reported that Spencer's rep sent a letter to Vivid Entertainment exec Steven Hirsch saying that he's "not interested in further destroying" his relationship with Heidi "by pursuing an avenue she's so vehemently against."

So where do Spencer and Heidi go from here? Spencer apparently wants couples counseling, so we've got a bit of advice: Don't return to Dr. Jordana--she just didn't get you guys like we do. In fact, we've got some free time after "Jersey Shore" airs tomorrow night at 10/9c if you want to call in then.