Wanna Date The Situation? Take A Number...Or Day

"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don’t have to wait 'til then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we’ll be sifting through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Miami. Check out the latest featured clip below.

So just how does a guy that meets gaggles of ladies every night of the week keep 'em all organized? By creating a Situation Pimp Schedule, dur. It's very simple: First, Mike refers to every hottie boombalottie by some variation of the nickname "baby girl." That way, he's able to keep 'em all straight yet still establish some emotional distance. Second, he invites them on an irrevocable date. Upon receiving said request, the girl can sound desperate or disinterested--either way, she's getting assigned a day!

Check out this Jersey Shore Daily and let Mike show you exactly how it's done. (Seriously...what happens when one of these chicks comes over and takes a look at the chalkboard? How's he gonna talk himself out of that one?)