'J. Shore' Goss: Which Castie Is Hearing Wedding Bells?

You need to sit down for this one: The self-proclaimed I-rip-off-heads praying mantis has definitely grabbed her prey man by the balls! According to HollywoodLife.com, JWOWW and her boyfriend/manager are engaged, as in, to be married.

"She was spotted May 8 sporting a new engagement ring recently given to her by her fiancé and manager, Tom Lippolis, while the two were hanging out and getting a tan on the beach in Miami," the website reported.

Believe what you will, but we're choosing to pass off this info as a rumor so we can bank on seeing JWOWW's wild antics on Season 2, and not her parading around in taffeta and doling out orders á la Bridezilla.