Jersey Shore: Season One, Uncensored! Now On DVD, Bitch

Their time at the Shore has ended (at least, for now), but if you close your eyes and take a deep breath, you can still smell Pauly D's perspiration, JWOWW's acrylic nails and that homemade haterade Mike the Sitch served up to Vinny. Even better? You can relive all the uncensored action (hot tubs! hippos! grenades!) of Season One by gettin' the Jersey Shore on DVD! Head to to pre-order your copy now (the official release date's Feb. 23) and surprise your loved one with the belated V-Day present of his/her dreams.

Tanning beds and Ron Ron juice sold separately, Jersey-to-English dictionary not included.