Forget 15 Minutes! The Situation Sez He's Here To Stay

"The 15 minutes of fame doesn't apply to me. Maybe some of the cast, but not me. I'm limitless ...

I'm "The Situation". I have a six pack and I have spiky hair. I have lots of fun and I get lots of girls. I know people might point their fingers at me wondering why a 27-year-old is heading down to the Jersey Shore to hit on girls. But I'm still going to be me. Every time I look in the mirror, I smile."

-- Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, explaining why he (and his six pack) ain't going nowhere. (via ESPN)

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