Angelina may be "the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island," but she's not the only Jersey Shore girl with celebrity roots. One look at Nicole (also known as Snooki, Shnickers or Shnooks) and we were immediately transported back to 2003, the year Christina Aguilera dyed her hair, lost her clothes, changed her name (to Xtina!) and won a Grammy. Think we've lost our minds? Come on over, check out these beautiful side-by-sides of Shnookums and the sexy singer, then let us know if we're totally spot-on -- or just high on power (and hairspray fumes).