Jon Gosselin Adds Whitney Port To His Celeb 'To-Do' List

Jon Gosselin's not about to let a pesky little divorce stand in the way of his social calendar. Instead, the man best known for his opportunistic style of parenting (and Diddy-like obsession with shades) has been making the most of his newfound bachelorhood/15 minutes by hittin' the D-list party circuit and trying to mac on anyone with a uterus.

'Course, being a big-time celeb future has-been has its pitfalls -- like having trouble finding "real" girls who aren't intimidated by his meteoric rise to mediocrity. So much so, in fact, that he's devised a completely new plan of attack: start dating other celebrities! And who's at the top of Jon's Hollywood "Lust" List? According to StarMagazine.com, that'd be Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and (drumroll please!) Whitney Port!

Ya gotta give Jon props for setting his sights so high. We're sure our fave City gal is appropriately flattered, though we're guessing she'd rather go out on another 100 dates with "Let's join forces" boy than agree to sit across the table from Kate's ex.