VIDEO: Hills Shocker! Does Justin Want Audrina Back?

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Happy Haiku Friday! In honor of Twitter, fall and all things concise, Remote Control is gettin' all artsy fartsy/experimental today with a pop culturized foray into Japanese poetry. Accordingly, all our posts will be comprised in 5-7-5 meter or non-traditionalist free-form. Stick around, you might learn something!

Blossoming new love

Kristin's hard heart starts to melt

Careful, Brody warns

Elsewhere, Holly drinks

Concerned, her sis begs and pleads

How much is too much?

'Drina torn in two

Old flames rear their greasy heads

Justin's final plea