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Happy Haiku Friday! In honor of Twitter, fall and all things concise, Remote Control is gettin' all artsy fartsy/experimental today with a pop culturized foray into Japanese poetry. Accordingly, all our posts will be comprised in 5-7-5 meter or non-traditionalist free-form. Stick around, you might learn something!

Thai pranks gone awry

Will the laughter turn to tears?

No woman no cry

Tonya seethes in rage

No peace for Veronica

Slap heard round the world

Wes' hopes are bleak

Team divided cannot stand

Champions no more