Happy Haiku Friday! In honor of Twitter, fall and all things concise, Remote Control is gettin' all artsy fartsy/experimental today with a pop culturized foray into Japanese poetry. Accordingly, all our posts will be comprised in 5-7-5 meter or non-traditionalist free-form. Stick around, you might learn something!
Star to un-retire?
Lauren speaks to comeback plans
"No! No! No! No! Done." (MTV News)
Brody laughs at ex
K-Cav's bitterness abounds
No vanilla sex. (E! Online)
Heidi's naughty spread lives on
Porn as wall decor. (Digital Spy)
Candy casting call
Lo Bosworth to star in film?!
Dream another dream. (MTV News)