We loved seeing John Mayer swing by the Factory tonight. In fact, we liked it so much we're pretty sure he needs to start hanging around full-time. Below, the top five reasons we think Mayer should give up the Grammy's -- and become Rob Dyrdek's next mini-mogul.
Reason #5. A foam pit heals all wounds. *(Except concussions).
Reason #4. Mellow pop rock and fart jokes go together like Taylor and Kanye.
Reason #3. The public has a right to know John Mayer's spirit animal.
Reason #2. It's about time the Fantasy Factory went green.
Reason #1. Mayer's the only man alive who can tell Chanel her "body is a wonderland" ... without getting slapped.