VIDEO: Get Your Free Lesson In Hick-Hop!

TalkofFame.com's Albert Lawrence has been covering ABDC's behind-the-scenes action for the past few seasons, and never once did we suspect that dude could dance. Because he can't.

We sent Albert to ask for some free dance lessons from Southern Movement before they officially checked out of their hotel. In the video below, watch him struggle to find some rhythm, plus hear SM's final parting words.