Charity Case! Why Brody Jenner Should Get Drunk More Often

Everyone knows about the dangers of drinking and dialing. A couple of shots and suddenly, BAM! You're calling up your ex and telling him you're truly, madly, deeply in love with him (and then vomiting in the kitchen sink). Hypothetically.

'Course, in a couple rarely documented cases, alcohol plus crackberry has actually resulted in a good decision! And Brody Jenner is living proof of that. Case in point, this Twitter update he posted after a long (and apparently not so memorable) night with the bottle:

Congratulations, dude! Now if only philanthropy would help that hangover ...