If you're lookin' for the latest goss on Spencer and Heidi, you won't find it at E! Online. Ever. After giving its readers the opportunity to banish the couple from the site, editors have announced that they'll be steering clear of all things Speidi-related from now 'til the end of time. Supposedly. Read their rationale below, then let us know whether you think they'll actually enforce this so-called Speidi-Free Zone.
"A startling 94 percent of you elected for the Hills stars' immediate expulsion. Consider them gone from our wheelhouse, voted off the island, fired, out and any other appropriate reality-show catchphrase ... Barring any actual news (e.g., she gets knocked up, he falls off a cliff or—heaven help us—her album goes to No. 1), consider this their very last post."
SIDENOTE: With Speidi gone, E! will have plenty o' time to cover "real" news! And from the looks of it, change is already afoot. Since the ban (EOD yesterday), we've already counted three posts on Jon & Kate Gosselin, one on Megan Fox's tattoo collection and a groundbreaking exclusive on Lindsay Lohan's next scheduled dip in the pool. Sheez, anyone else ready for something softer?