CL Poll: Who's ThisClose To A Spring Breakdown?

We can probably all agree that Kevin had the best spring break of all (free room/board + ten slammin' hotties = best week ever). So, whose breakation was the worst evs? Well, that depends on whether you think awkward breakups (and run-ins with your drunken ex) trumps a week of watching Nat Geo at Mom and Dad's. Think you know which College Lifer had the lousiest time? Take the poll and make it official!