Kevin Survives Spring Break (Despite His Best Efforts ...)

Before spring break, Kevin had only one thing to say: "If I'm breathing by the end of the week, that's good. If I'm not, I did my job. Heh heh." Well, Kevbo? Looks as though you damn near succeeded. After scoring a rent-free gig with a bunch of sorority chicks, dude lost his voice -- and his money -- somewhere in Panama City Beach. 'Course, dude still managed to have the best time evs. At least, 'til he got home, put down the trusty ol' whiteboard, and sat through the Awkwardest Physical Exam Of His Life ...