Phone Poll: Anyone (Else) Have A Crush On The Operator?

On the one hand, he's a cold, heartless jerkface (and master manipulator) whose hobbies include schadenfreude, murder and psychological torture. On the other hand, he's a total hottie! Sure, The Operator's murdered a few bad apples here and there, but only because they were slow, ineffectual and weak. And we KNOW we can't be the only ones who find his dry cynicism and monochromatic wardrobe to be a total turn on!

+ Ever dreamed of getting that disembodied voice on the line? Take our poll and let us know whether this smooth-talking operative has you wrapped around his finger like a phone cord -- or reaching for the dial tone.