This week on your Hills recap, courtesy of MTV Detox: Speidi go to therapy!

In typical Spencer Pratt fashion, after royally messing up with Heidi he tries to make it up to her by going to couples therapy. Of course, mid-session he calls the experience a "nightmare." Smooth, Spencer, real smooth. Heidi then retaliates by saying Spence has been "emotionally checked out in some weird stripper hotel." Ouch!

To be fair to Spence, weird stripper hotels are the savviest way to save a buck in this economy. Haven’t you read Frommer’s Guide to Weird Stripper Hotels & Bizarre Prostitute Dens? Second of all, I’m pretty sure emotions aren’t a currency one can use to check into a hotel. (If only that was true, I would be taking lots of vacations. Damn you, LC, for making me feel all these feelings!)

Tune in for The Hills Monday nights at 10pm and always remember to check back here for your MTV Detox recap. Enjoy this week's clip below!