VIDEO: Ride 'Em, Cowboy! The Nitro Movie Has Officially Hit The Internets

Johnny Knoxville, Travis Pastrana and a bunch of dudes who make a living crashing their bikes and blowing s--- up, proudly present ... The Abduction! In all its taxi-crashing/kidnapping glory. Watch the Nitro Circus movie over and over and over, then watch it one more time. Because, really, when ELSE will you get to see Jolene Van Vugt cradle Gary Coleman in her arms, stuff him into the trunk of her car and aim for anything that moves?