VIDEO: JD Has 'No Regrets' About CoffeeTableGate '09

You'd think beating the crap of a coffee table might seem like a sort of silly thing to do in retrospect. But not for JD! The angry-addled Real Worlder sez he has zero regrets about what went down in the family meeting, including the part where he took the house telephone and hurled it into the East River ("I took the initiative to get [Devyn] off the phone," he explains). Well played, sir!