Reality Check: Love It Or Hate It, Aretha's Hat Is Officially A Piece Of Inagural History

• Heads up! Aretha Franklin's attention-grabbing inauguration hat is about to be inducted into the Smithsonian. (Perez Hilton)

• E! correspondent Debbie Matenopoulos takes swearing off marriage, trashing your soon-to-be-ex-husband and hilarious suicide *jokes* to a whole new level. (Usmagazine.com)

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is all for women's rights and whatever, but sez shopping for V-Day presents is the man's job. Take that, maybe-boyfriend Justin Gaston! (E! Online)

• Celebrity plastic-surgery-gone-wrong stories are always (repeat, ALWAYS) amusing. But this one actually SHOWS you how Carrot Top made the leap from weird-looking to practically deformed. (Scandalist)

Top Chef's Jeff McInnis says the show used him "as a sex object." We agree, although -- like Jeff -- we sorta wish they hadn't. (TV Watch)


VMAs 2017