Paris Hilton's Not A Dumb Blonde -- She Just Plays One On TV

"I just do little jokes all the time but people think I'm serious, which I think is funny. And I think I kind of play up the [dumb blonde] image sometimes because, whatever, it's just entertainment."

-- Misunderstood heiress/comedienne Paris Hilton, on giving the people what they want. (Source: E! Online)