Tila Tequila Will Not Be Confined To One Random Makeout Sesh Per Week

We officially can't keep up with Tila Tequila's love life anymore. First, the Shot at Love star was dating Courtenay Semel (who looks not-so-vaguely like Sarah Silverman) then she was making out with Drew Barrymore's ex (who looks like the Hollywood equivalent of Joe Plumber) and now she's wearing gigantic necklaces -- that not-so-subtly point straight down towards her cleavage -- and smooching some random chick, who looks vaguely like Alyssa Milano.

Jeez, who would've thought living vicariously through someone they've never met would be so darn exhausting??


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