Until recently, we only knew three things about Tila Tequila's new-ish squeeze, Courtenay Semel:
1) She's the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel.
2) She could totally place first in a Sarah Silverman Lookalike Contest
3) She doesn't seem to have any issues with PDA on the red carpet. (See: Every Picture Ever Taken)
4) Courtenay is, evidently, the kinda gal who goes around screaming obscenities at poor, defenseless Vegas security guards. According to recent reports, Semel had this to say to Jaroslaw Jarczok (a.k.a. the man working security at PURE nightclub):
“Do you even know who I am, f@#king idiot? . . . Google me, you dumb f@#k.”
Unfortunately for Semel, Jarczok did! And, presumably, he quickly discovered that she was worth oodles and oodles of money. Which would explain why he then slapped her with a lawsuit (That's 5 things!) faster than you can say "Cha-ching!" on the grounds that he is now (and this is a direct quote) "anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends."
Awwwww, tough break, Courtenay. But on the plus side? You can pretty much bet that Jarczok will never, ever forget your name again.